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As a rational atheist, I am certain that warnings founded on superstition are nonsense and deserve to be ignored. But this year, please could the staff at Buckingham Palace, Downing Street, Trafalgar Square etc ensure that every bauble, every shred of tinsel and every pine needle is taken down, packed away and cleared up by 6 January.
• One way to deal with lockdown at the dreariest and most depressing time of the year is to forget Twelfth Night and keep the Christmas decorations up until it is over.
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